My body is now one big ache from shoveling wet snow and ice, and the colder it got, the harder the snow and ice got. Should be good for a few calories burned at least.
The woman who had parked next to me didn't even have a scraper, let alone a shovel. Hello? Bachelorette Bible Basics? Be prepared and all that Girl Scout/Girl Guide stuff?
Rule #1: Every girl should have a black lace bra, a power drill, and a pair of red mary janes that she absolutely loves (incidentally, I'm about to buy a new pair that I'm going to pay a stupid price for, but I love them, so there).
Rule #2: Every girl should have a survival kit in her car - shovel, scraper, blanket, flashlight, etc.
Sheesh.
I'm going to have a long soak in a bubble bath now, and then skillet chicken parmesan, and then a Cary Grant movie, ...and, oh, what the hell, a Hugh Grant movie too.
Happy Valentine's Day.
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