They like my teeth so much better now that the braces fixed everything. I'm just glad to have the damn things off. If I ever have to do it again, I'm going for Invisalign. No railroad tracks and visits to the loo immediately after every meal to dig out food from between brackets.
I've got two odd but lovable dentists. One likes to talk to you while she poking around in your mouth. If she were asking questions that can be responded to with "yes" or "no" nods, that would be fine, but she likes to have full conversations with her clients. Nice bedside manner and everything, but hard for the person in the chair to contribute. She likes my green eyeshadow. She could also tell that I'd had oatmeal for breakfast. The other one wears this magnifying glass headpiece thing whenever he's with a client. He does an oral cancer screening whereby he looks all around your mouth, wraps your tongue in a wet cloth and "promises to give it back" and moves it around too. Where DO I find these people?
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